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| Would someone please pay me for my opinions!!! |
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| There isn't a day that goes by when I don't see some dumbass doing something really idiotic and I always think to myself, I need my very own place to put down my thoughts. So here they are. If you have a thought, story, or maybe just a gripe that you need to be heard, sign the guestbook and let me know. If it's something that we all can relate to, or hell just me, I'll update the page and put your bitch out here for the world to see. Peace to you all, or if you need help hiding the bodies, let me know... Jen |
| Gripes A hard-on does not count for personal growth! I like to chat, but my god...someone make a better opener besides that a/s/l shit! People who clip coupons. Do they have nothing better to do with their Sunday afternoon besides getting a pair of scissors and trying to save 18cents somewhere and hold the checkout lines up for the rest of us? There isn't a day that goes by when I don't think or say this, "Just because you have the ability to reproduce does not mean that the world wants you to breed more just like ya!" People- when you send an e-mail, please remove the last 100 addresses that you sent it to before forwarding it again. Men- just because you do something stupid and we women get pissed does not mean that it has to be "that time of the month." The toilet set goes up- it also has the ability to go back down. |
| Quotes "Women complain about PMS, but I feel it's the only time of the month when I can really be myself." "Love is a temporary insanity cured by marriage." "It's been so long since I had sex I forgot who ties who up." "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting then sex." "Give man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." "I'm glad that I'm not bisexual. I couldn't handle being rejected by women as well as men." "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" "If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds soon follow." "Men should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." "Anything is good if it's made from chocolate." "Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100%." |
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| A sick sense of humor can be a healthy thing! Thanks for visting...please sign the guestbook so I know that you were here. |
| "No one ever stood out by being the same" |
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