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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
...And so am I
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so fat- when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck

Yo Momma is so stupid, when she called the Psychics Hotline, they only charged her half price to read her mind.

Yo Momma is so stank that she made RightGaurd turn left, Ban came off strike and Secret told.

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Blondes
What is a blondes mating call?
I'm drunk.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing the "W's" away.

How do you tell a smart blonde from a dumb one?
The smart ones have dark roots.

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((for those of you who know me..you'll get this one)

Sherry meets up with Jill as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.

Sherry asks Jill, "Everything okay with your car now?"

Jill replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that the mechanic might rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me that all I needed was $12 worth of blinker fluid."
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