If you're wondering where we got such a weird idea, this was the result of too many chats between Jem and me. The original newspaper was thought up by the Gang in general; but bringing it on the Internet was our idea.
Hopefully, you'll get to see it soon...
a. yOU think that it's perfectly fine to kick your brother.
b. Your dad praises you on the low phone bills for this month, the next month and on... because you suddenly dislike speaking and only now only speak in monosyllables or extremly short sentences such as:
"I, WITHDRAW. RAIJIN, GO!"
c. You think anyone who wears beads, is over-tanned and says "Ya' know" too much is extremely irritating and you never manage to defeat the overwhelming desire to kick that person.
d. The wind had become yours to command; you can also now summon this thing called "Pandemona" whom you keep insisting is not your imaginary friend.
e. You find great joy and find yourself fanatically loyal to anyone who has:
- a slash across his forehead
- short, golden hair
-red crosses on the sides of his long sleeves
- the mental disorder of repeatedly calling this other irritating guy,"Chicken Wuss"...
Whom you also always feel like kicking.
f. Your dad finally gets worried that you may have become autistic and brings you to see the psychiatrist.
h. You say No although he now repeatedly assures you that you can now talk as long as you want on the phone.
i. You start wearing a black eyepatch.
j. You wreck your dad's car by repeatedly wrenching the driver's wheel until it comes out and paint it blue, black, etc and officially declare that it is now "your pinwheel".
a. You keep telling everyone to turn up for the Garden Festival that you want to perform at but fail to answer when ppl ask you how to get there.
b. The two sides of your hair start defying gravity and perk up like a cat's ears.
c. You have far too much energy.
a. You gain a sudden desire to build some muscles at the gym and work out for a frightening number of hours every single day until you get muscle-bound and bulky.
b. You declare that you can control thunder and prove it by trying to cast thundaga but fail to find the spell or any suitable draw point...
c. You always put,"Ya' know," at the back of a sentence, ya' know.
d. You are immensely loyal to this guy called Seifer.
