It seemed that I had a lot of fans while in line for Batman:
The Ride.
These crazy women asked me if I had gone to the same mental institution
that they had.
I exclaimed, "Good god, yes!"
Then proceeded to tell them the story of how I obtained my driver's
license by milking a rat.
I'm telling you, it is true what they say.
You can milk anything with nipples.
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