There's Jeremiah, doing what we need to be doing at Six Flags.
Being quiet.
Now, wait a minute, why on earth would you need to be quiet when:
1) You're at an amusement park.
2) You're outside.
Well, there's one simple answer.
THEM.
Yes.
THEM.
You see.. me and my pals were in line for Batman: The Ride. And
we were talking and what not.. and as we walked by..
THEM.
They yelled out.. "SHUT UP!"
You want to know what the WORST thing to ever tell me to do is?
Shut up. NEVER tell me to shut up.. cause that ain't gonna work..
that's just gonna bring my wrath upon you.
Me and Jeremiah began to use our "nine-inch voices",
as well as our "indoor voices" for the rest of the line...
But it was determined at that point.. that I must smite THEM.
And smite them good.
And that's.. what I would do.
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