Ali G - The real life version
Ali G - Bo-train!!!!
Boon - The joker from Hong Kong innit
Aravinda Sridhara Guniyagodingage - and thats a real name!
Uzman - One of my flatmates who is from Milton Keynes, nuff said
Shahid - from Birmingham!!!!!!! Oh dear.
Sunoj - The dirtiest old man in the world and from the dirtiest place in the world - East Ham
Tanv - Lives in Leyton, his dad dug the whole undergound
Dhiresh - Known as the Judge, possesses ability to do the care bear stare!