A message of the utmost urgency and importance. - NL

I have come to the difficult conclusion that the Mischief Pirate Guild is not what it once was. We have done nothing but annoy the stupid and ignorant, and have been slow to actually make them change their erronous ways. The word "Mischief Pirate" is not yet a household name, and when I tell people I'm a Pirate King they still look at me funny. Therefore, though it greatly pains me, so much I think I may need to go to the hospital ... or possibly just say I need to go to the hospital, whichever comes first ... but I'm afraid it is apparent that we must disband the Mischief Pirate Guild, due to the shear size of the popluation of idiots that dwell in our world. I'm sorry all my loyal fans, but since this project has proven too difficult for me in my present sickly state, I'm going to have to rename the guild to the "Organization of Strawberry Pickers" (while still keeping the same webpage address, of course!) and shut down the "Mischief Pirate" name for good.

hahahahahahahahaha

Yeah, RIGHT! THAT'LL be the day!

:)