"Making your Online Life more interesting since 1981"
The Mischief Pirates are here to make your online gaming life a little more interesting. We reside within gaming communities in the hope that the usual boring drudgery of the online world can be defeated through imagination, creativity, and fun. Everything from pranks to teaching philosophy, the
Mischief Pirate Guild
has been servicing your online game communication needs since 1981.
However, our interesting lifestyle has gained us a bit of infamy. A typical day with a Mischief Pirate is a day of either having a great time, or wanting to eviscerate them. Maturity is a rare trait among us, so think of it as our occupational hazard.
Before you can enter our site, you must agree to our terms:
* Mischief Pirates have a tendancy to make fun of really stupid people.
Only come here if you're not worried we'll say something mean about you or you'll wind up upset
. We've had some problems with affecting people's working life and health in the past due to a few things we've done. So if you're one who doesn't handle people like us very well, I'd suggest you just leave right now.
* Try to keep from coming to this site simply looking for shock value.
Nobody likes a whiner, so please don't come here just to complain
. If you've got that much time on your hands to pick a fight, go write a book or something instead. But if you
do
feel the need to argue with us, PLEASE
argue well
! Name-calling isn't what we'd call effective rhetoric.
* The laws that govern the Universe dictate that it is necessary for every event that occurs to be balanced out in the end. We simply respond to the world around us. It is never a Mischief Pirate that begins a problem, an argument, or what-have-you.
Remember that everything we do is simply the result of the actions of someone else
. Now that may not make too much sense at first, but believe me, it becomes a lot clearer when people try to lay blame.
We're also pirates
first
.
Think of us that way, and everything we do makes more sense.
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