| Dave The Janitor's Life Line |
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| 1968 - Dave finally escaped his mothers dirty cunt after 5 months (he was a premature baby) |
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| 1969 - Dave drank his first beer |
| 1970 - Dave mops his first floor when he playing house wife with his boyfriend |
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| 1972 - Daves mom suspects him of not being "all there" in the head |
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| 1973 - Doctor prsecribes dave as being a highly active retard |
| 1974 - Dave's first word... "Nigger" |
| 1975- Dave joins junior boxing league. |
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| 1976 - Dave wins boxing tourniment and says "The best punch i ever threw put my mom through the wall" |
| 1977-1988 - These few years are undistinct most of them are a drunkin blur. |
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| 1989 - Dave becomes pregnant with boyfriends baby |
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| 1990 - Dave finally gives himself an abortion with a coathanger |
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| 1991 - Dave gets a job at Q.E. Park High School as an apprentice Janitor To Nordy. The Man |