SPACE MISADVENTURES OF SIR ALBEL NOX

 

 

 

Chapter 1

 

 

It was one fine day in the Sand Dunes of Mosel. Well, one fine day for a certain Albel Nox to train. Even after the battle with the Creator, Albel has been training himself to prove that he's the best and so he can... go around calling people as maggots. And right now he just defeated a dragon zombie, when suddenly he was approached by a certain blue haired female Earthling... Ex-Leader of Quark, Maria Traydor.

 

 

Maria : What are you doing ?

Albel : Are you blind ? I'm training, fool.

Maria : You ? Train ? Well, that's surprising to see Albel The Wicked training.

Albel : What do you know about me, woman !? How did you find out that I never trained before !?

Maria : I can find it through my database.

Albel : ... Whatever. Now buzz off before I accidentally swing my Crimson Scourge through your neck.

Maria : Tell you the truth, I'm kinda bored. Care if I join your training ?

Albel : Just don't slow me down...

Maria : Okay...

 

 

And so, they go on defeating monsters and such. However, suddenly, they were covered by one huge shadow...

 

 

Albel : What the...

Maria : I have a bad feeling about this...

Albel : .....

 

 

Suddenly, Albel pushed Maria sideways. She fell to the ground, as the shadow began to enlarge covering him even more.

 

 

Maria : Albel... what are you...!?

 

 

And suddenly, a huge anvil was dropped, trampling Albel. But since Maria was pushed away, she was safe.

 

 

Maria : Albel !! Can you hear me !? Answer me !!

 

 

Maria didn't realize that she was being tailed. Suddenly, she received a hit from behind on her head. She fell unconscious as she was covered with several men in white mask.

 

 

???? : We have captured our target. Now let's return to our ship and warn her friends...

 

 

Those men took the unconscious Maria and transported away to their battleship, which was the cause of the shadow. And they flew away...

 

 

In the same time, Fayt and Cliff were also travelling in the Sand Dunes of Mosel. They have received rumors that the Vendeeni was taking action suspiciously. And the Sand Dunes of Mosel is their most recent place of activities.

 

 

Fayt : Is that rumor about the Vendeeni true ?

Cliff : True. Even my hunch agrees.

Fayt : Wait a minute, I see something over there.

 

 

Fayt pointed at one huge thing. It was an anvil.

 

 

Fayt : An anvil ? What is it doing here ?

Cliff : Beats me.

???? : *grumble grumble*

Fayt : Hey ! I think someone is stuck down there !

Cliff : We gotta save whoever is inside ! Who knows if it's a hot chick.

Fayt : (Yeah right...)

 

 

With Cliff's strength, he has no problem lifting the anvil. He had hoped for a hot chick... but it turned out to be Albel, all flat to the ground, even his back has become flat to the ground too (think of a classic cartoon's 'squished by something heavy' stuff, like in Looney Tunes)

 

 

Fayt : Albel !? What happened !?

Cliff : Whoa. He got trampled like this ? Did he got overrun by a horde of Chimera or something and then someone put an anvil just for the heck of it ?

Fayt : Cliff, can you try returning him to his normal size ?

Cliff : No problem. Good thing I brought this.

 

 

Cliff then pulled out a certain short pipe with openings on both sides. He put a side to Albel's mouth, and then he took one long breath, and blew it to the other side of the pipe. Albel quickly gained his consciousness, but due to Cliff's strength, he became oversized instead.

 

 

Albel : Gah... What did you do to me, maggot !?

Cliff : Uh... a little miscalculation ?

Fayt : I hope this helps.

 

 

Fayt pulls out his sword and poked Albel's stomach. With that, he blew off and started flying around like a stabbed baloon.

 

 

Albel : WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMM !!!!

 

 

And then, Albel fell to the ground. Fayt and Cliff followed him.

 

 

Fayt : What are you doing here ?

Albel : Me ? Hah ! I'm training, so what ?

Cliff : Does getting squished by an anvil counts as a training ?

Albel : Silence, fool ! Now, where the hell is that woman ?

Fayt : Woman ? Are you speaking of... Nel ?

Cliff : Don't tell me you're hitting on her !

Albel : All wrong, maggots ! I'm talking about Maria !

Cliff : Maria...?

Fayt : It's unlikely for her to get missing like this ! Let's go search for her !

Albel : Bah. In the end, she is hindering MY training...

 

 

As the team searched through the dunes, they were caught on a monitor in a battleship in space. The ship was filled with men in white masks... They're the Vendeeni, no doubt. Maria was also there, unconscious. She was sitting on a chair, like the ones used in conference rooms. Her hands were tied behind her back, and her feet were also tied on her ankles and knees. Her body was tied on her chest, between her breasts, and her stomach. Her mouth was also gagged with a thick black cloth over her mouth, but before that cloth, she was also gagged with a black duct tape.

 

 

Vendeeni Leader : Ha ha ha... Those fools are searching for nothing there... Prepare the transmitter quickly !

Vendeeni soldier : Yes sir !

 

 

And slowly, Maria regained her consciousness. She tried to move, but she couldn't, because she was tied. She tried to speak, but all that came out was just a muffled voice.

 

 

Maria : Mmmmff...

Vendeeni Leader : Already wake up ? Let me tell you one thing... You will be an instrument of my ambitions... like it or not !

Maria : Mmmmmpph !?

Vendeeni Leader : Soon... everyone will learn that nobody messes with Biwig !! AHAHAHAHA !!!

 

 

Maria was shocked. She has been captured by the Vendeeni that she defeated before. That was one humiliation for her, but she was also worried about what Biwig meant as his ambitions. What will happen to her ?

 

 

To be Continued