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Arsene Wenger "From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic."
David O'Leary "To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road is just a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as long as it lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to cross it this season."
Sir Alex Ferguson "As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road at least a minute early according to my
watch."
George Graham "I want good, solid team chickens who'll cross the road in a straight line when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at this club for a prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not worth it!"
Glenn Hoddle "The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road because in a previous life it had been a bad chicken."
Bobby Robson "The goose did very well for itself"
Brian Clough "If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in the tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey."
Ron Atkinson "Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's popped up at the back stick, little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got a sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed."
Ruud Gullit "I am hoping to see some sexy poultry."
Gordon Strachan "I'm really proud of the wee fella. Let's face it, if it had been one of the big chickens everyone would be saying how well he'd done, but as it's one of the wee chickens it must be luck."
Kevin Keegan "OK, so the chicken's dead, but I still feel, hey, he can go all the way to the other side of the road."
Joe Royle "I can't understand why they're letting female chickens cross roads these days. They should be at home laying eggs."
Harry Redknapp "It's a hard road to come to. I only had one Chicken available and he was down to the bare bones and not elligible to cross. He didn't arrive until after a shopping trip to Harvey Nic's and then demanded a No.10 shirt... On the plus side I thought the young chick Frank did very well"
Peter Reid "Just cross the f***ing road, you chicken f***!"
John Gregory "Two months ago that chicken was saying he was happy here. Now he tells me he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him."
He�s one hell of a dirty player!
�A real seasoned player coming on to the pitch...�
He�s old and past it!
�What a loyal club player...�
Nobody else will have him!
�He�s very economic with the ball...�
He never gets near it!
�And the great Welsh international...�
Well, his parents visited Cardiff once!
�This historic ground...�
This old, run down dump!
�He�s like a jigsaw...�
He falls to pieces in the box!
�Highly talented but temperamental...�
He�s a right nutter!
�He�s definitely a player with flair...�
He�s a bloody show off!
�That can best be described as an interesting match...�
Never seen anything so boring in my life!
�He�s an instinctive player...�
More luck than judgement!