1) Team Color -- Burnt Orange?! That's a shade of excrement. My old dog use to take burnt orange dumps...you should see how proud the folks look down in ATX w/ that ugly ass color on.
2) Fans -- With the exception of my good friend Eddie P., what a bunch of Arrogant, Pompous, Egotistical, Gutless Wonders...and Classy too. Some fans attacked a visiting elderly couple in San Antonio after their team lost to Nebraska in the '99 Big XII title game.
3) Mascot -- Have u ever seen such a doped up, lazy, docile animal mascot?? My God, Ralphie the Buffalo has 100 times more spirit than BEVO on the sidelines. Their fans say he's always "Just chillin'", but you can't chill while u got 2 lbs. of snot hanging off your silly mug.
4) Cheer & Song -- Ok, one of their songs is sung to the old "I've been working on the railroad" nursery rhyme & their cheer "Texas Fight!" sounds more like "Texas Hype!", enough said.
5) Oufits -- If you have the misfortune of seeing their band uniforms, try not to laugh directly in their faces. These outfits are very similar to Howdy Doody's. Some of their cheerleaders wear a same style...just butt ugly.
