n8web: witness the birth of the cosmic baby

02/05/04

Now that I've offically been linked to the fabulous www.lonestarprojects.com, and am therefore running the risk of having someone actually access this website, I thought it only appropriate to post some disclaimers, lest the newcomer forever wander aimlessly through the twisting maze that is n8web, like a pitiful, alcoholic rodent.

DISLAIMERS!!!

Very few things on this site actually work so far. Right now, n8web is akin to a beautiful porcelian doll that, if touched, will shatter instantly into a thousand pieces of spinning, razor-sharp shrapnel. Just a warning.
I just secured a job for next week (hallelujiah!), so I'm not certain I'll get around to fixing any of this stuff any time soon.
That picture of the extra-fingered baby was an obvious forgery. I'm taking a stand here at n8web. No real pictures of extra-fingered babies!
The opinions stated on this website do not neccesarily reflect my opinions. Aw, hell, yes they do.
The proper pronounciation of succint is suck-sinct, you ill-educated mongrels.
As to where I get all these pictures that I attach to the text:
I just go on to www.ask.com, type in "(subject)+picture," and post the funniest thing I see. This is probably illegal, so don't tell anybody.

Okay, so n8web might suck so far, but what you have to try out is:

I've been putting a lot of freaking work into n8webcomics, and I think looks pretty good considering I'm only been working in html for about 4 days.
So, anyways, thanks for coming, and feel free to look around. Be sure to check out n8webcomics, and I'll see you on the flip-side.

02/03/04

n8web is born! We're still counting the fingers and toes. My name is Nate, and this is my first webpage. I created it using primitive tools, but that is because I neither have the money to purchase Photoshop nor the gall to pirate it.

I created this webpage in order to...

...publish a webcomic,
...learn basic web-design,
...post my writing projects,
...post my resumes,
...and basically screw around.

And thus n8web is birthed! Behold, I have counted the fingers and toes and seen the truth! This demon-child is a foul, ill-begotten creature of darkness. I shall feed it to the puppies.

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