May 5, 2000-Cinco de Mayo
When the planets line up.....
There will be a tag-team match like never before. This will be a Texas Death Match-No DQs. This tag-team match is for the Wal-Mart Tag Team Championship.
Admission is $1.
VS.
DUSTY BAIR (2-3) & ROGER HART (0-0)
N8 Ball & Bob Hilliard
Avg. Age: 105
Avg. Weight:130
Avg. Height: 5'7"
Record Together: 0-0
Dusty Bair & Roger Hart
Avg. Age: 33
Avg. Weight: 300
Avg. Height: 6'10"
Record Together: 0-0
"I've beat Dusty a million times last summer, when I came back and beat him two weeks ago, I knew he was nothing."-N8 Ball
"We're gonna hafta have an ambulance b/c as soon as Bob sees Roger, he'll have a heart attack."-Justin Kerns
"I'm gonna jump in."-Buddha
(To Nate) "Aw Hell, you guys will cream 'em."-Joe from Mass.
"Boogie Boo."-Boogie Man
N8 Ball & Bob Hilliard showed up hours before the match (they had to work). N8 Ball was prepared. In the back of his truck, he had a steel chair, a baseball bat and a hockey stick. Roger left at 4:00 and was supposed to come back at 10:00, but never did. Dusty was supposed to work from 6:00-10:00 but never showed. Many said it was becuase of fear.
On the spot, Music Man and Boogie Man were invited by N8 Ball to fight for the Cashier Belt. The match began with many power struggles which led nowhere. After a few spectators in trucks drove by and time went on, they were beginning to wear out. N8 Ball came out of nowhere with a steel chair and hit Music Man over the head twice and left. Boogie Man used this to his advantage and beat Music Man.
"I knew Dusty would never show. That's the way he is. He's all talk. He's afraid of me."-N8 Ball
"Boogie Boo"-Boogie Man
(To Nate) "They (BM & MM) suck, you guys would have been better."-Anna Huffman