3/15/99- When we were in florida and ordered that pizza and JR was on the bed w/ his legs crossed in meditation w/ the towel wrapped around his head and no shirt on. in front of him was that buzz lightyear doll w/ mardi gras beads and between his legs was one of those toys w/ the water in the middle and its like a little tube. travis took the lamp shade and put it on his head and suctioned a dixie cup to his nipple. shaun put a sock on his hand and was talking to it in the corner. i answered the door when the pizza man came and i had a shiny shirt on and a whole bunch of ones sticking out of my pants. when the pizza came, i had to go to JR and get the $20 out of his "turbin" and give it to the pizza boy. as the pizza boy was leaving, JR yelled "Go in peace my friend!" Guess you had to be there.....
11/99- In Los Angeles, there was a four-lane road. On our side, all the traffic was in the left lane and no one was in the right lane (this was because up ahead was a fork, and no one wanted to go right). Well, on the other side, a man was all by himself, parked in his left lane (he was trying to get over to a factory on the other side of the road, but the line of cars was very long, so he couldn't). There wasn't much traffic in his lane, but the few cars that there were, all went to the right of him. He eventually grew impatient and decided he wanted to cut across. He did this right in front of us. About the time he made it across in front of us and was horizontal to the right lane, some chick was hit him. She was going very fast because she was the only one in the right lane. Guess you had to be there.....
3/18/00- I was with Noah, Chris and Trent in Sydney. We were there for a band competition and the bus stopped so we could eat. Some people went to Subway, some people went to Arby's, some people went to Taco Bell, but we went to Odd Lots and some other little stores. In Odd Lots, we stacked stuffed animals on eachother like they were mounting. Guess you had to be there.....
4/26/00- Watching Patrick try to ride my boogie board down the stairs of the school. Guess you had to be there.....