The Life of Three Dawgs

Parody of The Secret Life of Walter Mitley

"Did you get them?" asked Nathan very excited. "Yes, I got them." I told Nathan, "The last three floor seats for the KoRn concert."

The day was March 22, 2000, they day before the concert. Travis, Nathan and I all decided to get tickets to the concert that wa called the best by many magazines. The concert contained three bands, KoRN, Staind and Mindless Self Indulgence.

"I can't believe were going to the KoRN concert!" Travis screamed loudly. "I know" said Nathan ashe cracked open a beer, "I can't believe it myself." "I can't wait to see Jon Davis come out and KoRN start playing," I said. "That will be cool."

We pulled up to the Erwin J. Nutter Center and Travis threw his cigarette out the window. I looked at the clock and it was 5:32 P.M. The concert was going to start in an hour and a half. We chilled in the parking lot and I saw this beautiful blonde girl walk up to the car.

"Hey baby, what's up" I said. "You're looking really good. Nathan, Travis, this is Heather, my girlfriend." I leaned over and started making out with her.

"Trent, Trent, TRENT." Nathan yelled, "You're making out with the freaking window and it now 6:00. We better go is so we can get a good place on the floor."

Travis, Nathan and I walked inside, went through the metal detectors and made our way to the stage. We talked and 7:00 rolled around and Mindless Self Indulgence came out. "They suck," Nathan said as he threw a quarter at the singer. Travis screamed "You suck" as he put up his middle finger.

Staind came out and we all moshed and it was really cool. The lead singer came out into the crowd and sang Mudshovel, their most popular song.

Then the final bang happened. Staind left and the curtains went up. After fifteen, twenty minutes it fell and there was KoRN. The first song they sang was Blind.

"This is so great" said Nathan. "Come on Travis light that J." "I am" said Travis, "You just wait."

Then all of a sudden Jon Davis the lead singer of KoRN walked out into the crowd. He put his arm around me and asked me to help him sing the next song. "Sure" I said. "Let's do it." The next song was Trash. The music started and so did Jon and I.

"How did it start well I don't know I just feel the craving, I see the flesh and it's most fresh and it's just there for the taking."

"Trent, TRENT" Travis said, "Your stoopid." "Shut up and listen to the concert" Nathan said.

"I'm sorry" I said "I'll shut up now." We watched KoRN finish and ventured for the long journey home.


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