Guy: Do you like stuffed animals?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Great -- I just ate!
Does my tongue taste funny?
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
You: When I was
born my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted to be a great lover,
or have a good memory.
Them: So what did you pick?
You: I forget.
You must've been a bricklayer in a past life 'cause you've got a nice foundation.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
God was showing off when he made you.
Can you do me a favor? Next time you see your parents, will you be sure to thank them for me?
Your clothes are irritating me, will you please remove them?
I have French homework...will you be my tutor?
I'll take you over my hand any day.
Have you been dipped in babe sauce?
Guy: I have a magic watch that
tells me you aren't wearing panties.
Girl: But I am wearing panties.
Guy: Oh! It must be an hour fast.
Hello, my name is ______, and I'll be sleeping with you tonight.
Guy: Want to get some pizza
and screw?
Girl: No!
Guy: Okay, forget the pizza.
Does an angel like you get speeding tickets for flying so close to Earth?
If I could be anything, I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.