> >This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays...
> >
> >
> >This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to
> >find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
> >
> >The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely
> >no question as to why her tale took the prize!
> >
> >Marilyn said it was mid winter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had
> >taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
> >
> >The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
> >late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she
> >gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
> >
> >They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the
> >middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
> >did for a while.
> >
> >Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point
>
> >where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the
road,
>
> >or it would be the front seat of his car.
> >
> >They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
> >down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good
> >footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
> >herself.
> >
> >Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed
> >was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
> >
> >All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
> >embarrassing nature of the situation.
> >
> >Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
> >As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
> >were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
> >pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
> >flesh from the icy metal.
> >
> >It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme
>
> >cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
> >date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed,
> >she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
> >
> >He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
> >then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
> >too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
> >they assessed her dilemma.
> >
> >Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a
> >real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
> >cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
> >
> >Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place,
>
> >both quickly realized
> >that there was only one way to get her free so, as she looked the other
> >way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt
off
> >the fender.
> >
> >As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps that
> >should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
> >embarrassing...A whole new definition of being
> >"pissed off."
> >
>