LITTLE GENDER HUMOR...

1. Q--What should you do if your ex-husband is rolling around in pain on
the ground?
A--Shoot him again

2. Q--Why do little boys whine?
A--They're practicing to be men.

3. Q--How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A--One--he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Or Alternate answer
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

4. Q--What do you call a handcuffed man?
A--Trustworthy.

5. Q--What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A--You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

6. Q--Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A--Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

7. ! Q--What's the best way to kill a man?
A--Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of Him and ask him to choose just one.

8. Q--What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A--They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

9. Q--Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
A--Because it helps them remember which end to wipe.

10.Q--What is the difference between men and women?
A--A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

11.Q--How does a man keep his youth?
A--By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.

12.Q--How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A--Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."

You are to send this to five bright, 
funny women you know to make their Day.

P.S. At least finding 5 bright, funny women is possible!