Little Susie was in the garden filling in a hole
when her neighbor peered over the fence.  Interested
in what the cherub faced youngster was up to, he
politely asked,  "What are you up to there, Susie?"
My goldfish died," replied Susie tearfully, without
looking up," and I've just buried him." The neighbor
was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?" Susie patted down the last heap
of earth then replied, "Oh yes Mr. Wilson,that's because it's
inside your fucking cat."