once i put a stick up in the air in front of a dead dog i saw beside the
road just to make sure he was really dead and he was because he was not
moving when i picked him up and stood him next to our gate. and when i
patted him on the head all the flies flew off his eye that was hanging out
of the part of his head that was still kinda round. And i just kinda looked
at him or her to see what i could do to make him or her look better. So i
went into the house and got a wool hat and a pair of sun glasses and i
stuck the hat over the flat side of it's head and put some rolled up
newspaper inside so it looked like it's head was really round and i pushed
it's eye back inside the head all the way so it was not just hanging there
in the way and i put the sun glasses on it's head so he looked just like a
hip cool dog watching the cars as they drove by. The only part was stuffing
the stuff back inside it's mouth and keeping it shut with my staple gun,and
i made it look like he/she had a slick smile on it's face.. i wish i could
get paid for doing this full time cause i'm real good at it.
oh boy could you just see the look on the persons face when they drove by
again after killing the dog in the first place and seeing him/her sitting
there all cool and hip like,hahahah maybe it would freak them out like
really wicked like and they would have bad dreams till they went to the
cops and told them what they had done.

shit when i die i'm going to heaven and when i get there my job will be to
fix up all the road kill that comes along.............!!