Happy Halloween
> A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife
came
> down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and
> have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued
> and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him
> there was no need for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away
> he went.
> The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and
as
> it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because hubby did not
> know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks watching
> her husband to see how he acted when she was not around. She joined the
> party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He
> was dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a feel here and
> taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather
> seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his
> time to the new "action". She let him go as far as he wished; naturally,
> since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her
> ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
> bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home and
put
> the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
> would have for his notorious behavior. She was sitting up reading when he
> came in, and she asked him what he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old
> thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she
> asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even
danced
> one dance. When I got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys,
so
> we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...the
> guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one helluva time!"