First kiss (Not)





> > > > > > One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about 
>to 
>kiss 
> > > > > > each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling horny. With an 
>air of 
> > > > > > confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, 
> > > > > > smiling, he says to her: 
> > > > > > "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" 
> > > > > > Horrified, she replies "Are you crazy? My parents will see 
>us!" 
> > > > > > Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" 
> > > > > > Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" 
> > > > > > Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all 
>sleeping!" 
> > > > > > Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" 
> > > > > > Him: "I love you." 
> > > > > > Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" 
> > > > > > Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" 
> > > > > > Her: "No, no. I just can't" 
> > > > > > Him: "I beg you ... " 
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the 
>girl's 
> > > > > > sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a 
>sleepy 
> > > > > > voice says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. 
> > > > > > Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, Mum will come down and 
> > > > > > do it. But PLEASE, whatever you do, tell him to take his hand 
> > > > > > off the bloody intercom !"