Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves 
this week with "Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the nation's most 
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water..... 

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill 
Clinton.The "Dodge Drafter" will begin production in Canada this year..... 

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: 
"I don't know, I never had one.",,,,, 

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as; "Walking Eagle" because: 
he is so full of crap he can't fly..... 

Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: 
integrity, vision, and wisdom..... 

Clinton did the work of three men:  Larry, Curly, and Moe.... 

Revised judicial oath:  "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the 
whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to 
know.",,,,, 

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common - 
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.