Blonde and the Firing Squad 

A blond a brunette and a redhead were charged with a crime and sentenced to be put before the firing squad. The three women, being friends, were talking before the execution trying to come up with a plan to get out of this horrible situation.

Suddenly the Brunette exclaims "I got it!!!, just follow my lead!!"

So the executioner comes over to the three women and asks who would volunteer to be the first before the firing squad. The brunette raises her hand and says that she loves her friends too much to se them shot so she volunteers to go first.

The executioner puts the blindfold on the young lady and then yells out to the firing squad:
"READY!!"
"AIM"...
Suddenly the brunette yells "EARTHQUAKE!!!" The men are distracted and she runs away to safety.

The redhead, getting the idea, volunteers to go second. Once again the executioner yells out to the firing squad:
"READY!!"
"AIM"...
and the redhead yells "FLOOD!!" The men are distracted and she too runs away.

The blonde finally understands and she is put before the squad

The executioner yells...
"READY!!"
"AIM!!"...
And the blond, having planned carefully, yells out "FIRE!!!!!"