2. ERROL, the eternal projector…Spends his day-offs digging through the garbage of film companies.
3. My findings are always very precious. Here I have a preliminary edition of "Dancer in the Dark". Lars Von Trier originally wished to create this film in accordance with the literal meaning of its title, using exclusively subjective shots of his heroine.
5. (sang and rhymed)"Two days ago in the factory, I made a mistake again and caused an explosion in the machinery."
6. (sang and rhymed)"8 workers were left disabled and another 12 were killed. What can I do, the poor girl, since I am blind?"
10. Thus, the little boy enjoys all the pleasure sight has to offer.
9. "Wow! I feel so relieved! I can see everything so clearly now!"
7. In the end, Von Trier yielded to the company's pressures to create a more commercial film, and decided to shoot it with pictures.
8. Now, let me present to you the already completed movie sequel. Its date of release remains unknown.
11. "Wow! Check out what that poodle does to his lady on the bed! Look at the butler peeping at them, hidden behind the light!"
12. Yes, but watch your eyes, they'll pop right out their holes.
13. "Wow! A divine miracle! Isn't this a solar eclipse!"
15. "Thick darkness all around me, I can't see nothing anymore"
17. "Oh, I'm begging you, please dear ladies! Isn't there a mama amongst you willing to sacrifice her life for me, and help me have surgery again?"
18.(sang and rhymed)Alas, the little rascal was completely brainless. He lost his sight again and the gallows went to waste.
14. Watch out you idiot, haven't they taught you anything in school?
16. I told you so you little brat. Now I'll have to run around all sorts of clinics again!
1. Sentenced by the unrelenting International Screening (Projection) Engineers' Council to project movies for all eternity…
4. (sang and rhymed)"I'm losing sight, little by little, and yet I cook my meal. I use salt instead of sugar, but despite all that, I dance."
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