The Day the Earth Froze [4.22]

[Bowing to the witch's demand, Ilmarinen builds a Sampo by throwing stuff into a magic fire.]

Ilmarinen: With this wool, will I clothe you!

Servo [as Ilmarinen]: With these teeth, will you bite me!

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[The young people run to the village center to celebrate Lemminkäinen's return after destroying their Sampo to keep it from the witch.]

Servo [as Villager]: Huzzah, everyone! Did you hear there is no Sampo?

Crow [as Villager]: Yah, it's really too bad.

Joel [as Villager]: No Sampo, eh? Bummer.

Servo [as Villager]: Let us be gay, for he is a dickweed.

[The village women, holding hands, dance in a great circle.]

Crow [as Villager]: I'm so glad it's a dry celebration! It's so much more fun than the kegger would have been!

[Now the young men and women of the village dance in a ring, while Joel & the Bots sing.]

Servo [as Villager]: He failed to bring back the Sampo!

Joel, Crow [as Villagers]: Sampo!

Servo [as Villager]: We shall die of starvation!

Joel, Crow [as Villagers]: Sampo!

You may need a last name awfully close to "Sampo" to really see the humor here...