8/19/02

This is how people spell when they're drunk:

LikeMySoul: hi
AceDT2003: what up
LikeMySoul: drunk
LikeMySoul: u?
AceDT2003: stoned
AceDT2003: j/k
LikeMySoul: pot?
LikeMySoul: oh, nm
LikeMySoul: id be jealous
AceDT2003: lol
AceDT2003: I should've said I was
LikeMySoul: do you smoke pot?
AceDT2003: I thought u were drunk?
LikeMySoul: yes
LikeMySoul: you said your stoned
LikeMySoul: do you like pot
AceDT2003: but u seem sober enough to say no
LikeMySoul: i alsays say no
AceDT2003: i don't smoke pot and I don't intend to
LikeMySoul: oh
AceDT2003: hey Laura
AceDT2003: say the alphabet backwards
AceDT2003: or ytype
LikeMySoul: zyxw
LikeMySoul: vut
LikeMySoul: srqp
AceDT2003: cause drunks can't do it well
LikeMySoul: onml
LikeMySoul: i cant ever
LikeMySoul: iwant more alochol now but ihatd to drive
AceDT2003: ever what?
LikeMySoul: alphetbet backwards
LikeMySoul: do you drink
LikeMySoul: i need a boy rignt now ddam n
AceDT2003: Nate is ur bf and u don't see him much?
LikeMySoul: no
AceDT2003: I could come over -lol
AceDT2003: does that make u mad?
LikeMySoul: ne doesnt lkie a lot of things abou t me either
LikeMySoul: i smoked tonight ehd be mad
AceDT2003: that's understanding
LikeMySoul: yeh
LikeMySoul: i need ot goto sleep
AceDT2003: cause you said that your mom said that all yuor friends were
LikeMySoul: i gey touchy feelie when i drunkk and theres notone here so i should sleep
LikeMySoul: we're not fridnds tim and me
AceDT2003: have u heard of fear.com ?
LikeMySoul: steve merkel crustal
AceDT2003: that's cool
LikeMySoul: no
AceDT2003: it's a movie coming out
AceDT2003: crustal?
LikeMySoul: o
LikeMySoul: h
LikeMySoul: cyrstal
LikeMySoul: we dated though
AceDT2003: one halloween he was a french prostitute
AceDT2003: u and steve?
LikeMySoul: no
LikeMySoul: who was a prostitu?
LikeMySoul: t?
AceDT2003: Steve
LikeMySoul: oh
LikeMySoul: ,lol
AceDT2003: whose crustal?
AceDT2003: he is one
LikeMySoul: crystal diaz
LikeMySoul: ah
AceDT2003: u dated her?
AceDT2003: j/k
LikeMySoul: she is gay['
LikeMySoul: ya
AceDT2003: I know she's a dike
AceDT2003: u did?
LikeMySoul: yes
AceDT2003: so u were a lez at one time?
LikeMySoul: still
LikeMySoul: am
LikeMySoul: jst with a guy now
LikeMySoul: doesnt matter either way
AceDT2003: but ut still es?
AceDT2003: les*, it's up to you
LikeMySoul: yes
LikeMySoul: i should probalbly sleep
AceDT2003: did u and crystal french kiss ever?
LikeMySoul: i talk too much too
LikeMySoul: yea we fucke
LikeMySoul: d
AceDT2003: cool
LikeMySoul: godo times
AceDT2003: oooh
LikeMySoul: you creeped?
AceDT2003: why woudl I be? It's impossible for 2 girls to fudge
AceDT2003: if u had oral sex, it would be beliveable
LikeMySoul: yes
AceDT2003: did u ever have it with her?
LikeMySoul: that isd fucking with girls yes
AceDT2003: would did your parents think?
AceDT2003: oral?
LikeMySoul: they dont knwo
LikeMySoul: yes
AceDT2003: it was probably tastey
AceDT2003: was it tenth grade when u 2 did ur thang?
LikeMySoul: no
LikeMySoul: this year
LikeMySoul: im mostly inot guys
AceDT2003: but u said ur still les
LikeMySoul: yeah but i date a lot of guys
AceDT2003: which is up to you
AceDT2003: now?
LikeMySoul: only 2 girls
AceDT2003: :p

This IM is classicl from begnining to end!

10/28/02

Jdbzer0: are you hitler?
AdolfReborn: yes
Jdbzer0: prove it
AdolfReborn: who is this?
Jdbzer0: just a miscellaneous citizen....i dont know you, you don't know me
AdolfReborn: who told you to contact me?
Jdbzer0: never mind that....u aren't him....if so, how did you get out of that bunker?
AdolfReborn: I am a reincarnation
Jdbzer0: ok....so did you die in that bunker or what?
AdolfReborn: no, I didn't die in a bunker...
Jdbzer0: ok....so what happened in that bunker with eva?
AdolfReborn: who is this!?
AdolfReborn: Why should I have to prove myself to anyone! If you don't believe me, I could not care less!
Jdbzer0: eva braun....according to historic accounts, right before that bunker was blasted, you two got married...
AdolfReborn: stories. no proof.
Jdbzer0: put it to you this way, I could say that i am a reincarnation of hitler
Jdbzer0: and her body was found in that bunker POSITIVELY IDENTIFIED...
Jdbzer0: ....hmmmm.....nothing to say in response...you are not him....history frowns upon you
AdolfReborn: I thought you had more with "..." so far you have nothing.
Jdbzer0: ok, Mr. Hitler, who is the beast of Budapest?
AdolfReborn: again, why should I have to prove myself to somone I've never met?
AdolfReborn: I don't give a flying fuck who you think I am... You could think I'm Jesus Christ for all I care.
Jdbzer0: come on now, a prime hisorical figure like yourself should be known...how do i know that I'm not Jesus Christ?
AdolfReborn: who is this?
Jdbzer0: and why the vulgarities, I was just curious, that's all...
AdolfReborn: you refuse to answer my questions, I refuse to answer yours.
Jdbzer0: and what question is that?
AdolfReborn: who are you?
Jdbzer0: if you must know, my name is jones...i do not know why that would be relevant, though
AdolfReborn: is that your username?
Jdbzer0: no
AdolfReborn: what is your username?
Jdbzer0: i go by many...eichmann, coleman133...to name a few...
Jdbzer0: again nothing to say....you are not him...faker...
AdolfReborn: believe what you want
Jdbzer0: an historical figure like yourself should be proud of who you are or were...
AdolfReborn: and I am, but I don't care what nobodies like you think of me
Jdbzer0: ok so let's say you are him and not some guy in his underwear saying something....when did this revelation occur to you that you were hitler in a previous life?
--logged out at 1:47 am CST--

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9/25/03

AceDT311: I would be mad if I didn't have a license or a car, but it's cool if it doesn't peeve you off that you don't have one
AceDT311: are you serious?
Jdbzer0: i did say i'm peachy didn't i?
AceDT311: not even if I got your bro kicked off online?
Jdbzer0: i mean it would be nice, but how else can anyone develop such powerful legs and deceptive strength
AceDT311: trust me, I tried to
Jdbzer0: i dont wanna know what he did...right now i dont care..i mean, if he got kicked off, i have other ways of getting back on...

my mom, however, is another story altogether.

10/22/03

Even though most of the IM's are from JDB and AceDT, they're still pretty funny as you can see.

AceDT311: The word of the day is OK
Jdbzer0 : ok
AceDT311 : aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jdbzer0: ok ha ha ha
AceDT311 : You said "ok" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jdbzer0: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jdbzer0: Was that over the top?
Jdbzer0: im never sure
AceDT311: I axedentally x out
Jdbzer0: X_X
AceDT311: say it agian ok?
Jdbzer0: (inhales)
AceDT311: e-mail me your voice and say ahhhh
Jdbzer0: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AceDT311: hmmm
AceDT311: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jdbzer0: oh oh okayyyy...i got u...
AceDT311: the memories of Pew Wee
AceDT311: u said it again
AceDT311: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jdbzer0: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHH
AceDT311: inhales
AceDT311: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AceDT311: all right o right o right
Jdbzer0: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
AceDT311: ala ka nooch
Jdbzer0: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AceDT311: hoochie neuchies
Jdbzer0: hm
Jdbzer0: hmm-hmm-hmm-ha ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAAHA :-D
AceDT311: bw haa haa ha

Jdbzer0: im never sure

4/26/04

Check out this hypocritical cat:

VanillaIcIcBaby: "tried to give you warning...but everyone ignored me"
told you constantly loud and clear...
"but nobody's listening"
VanillaIcIcBaby: heard full of pain....head full of shame
AceDT311: uhh yea
VanillaIcIcBaby: linkin park
AceDT311: so you're listening to the song with the Asian music?
AceDT311: or kung fu muzac
VanillaIcIcBaby: is that what its called
VanillaIcIcBaby: how bout this.....
VanillaIcIcBaby: yeah i have the CD
AceDT311: sure
VanillaIcIcBaby: i do
AceDT311: and you acted like you loathe them
VanillaIcIcBaby: its got a data track on it
AceDT311: and asked me what my fav song was from them
VanillaIcIcBaby: yep
VanillaIcIcBaby: i never said i didn't like tham....and i did't say i didn't have they're cd
VanillaIcIcBaby: you inferred all of that
VanillaIcIcBaby: wow....so you like the passion of the christ
VanillaIcIcBaby: ?
AceDT311: is that a problem?
VanillaIcIcBaby: how do you mean?
AceDT311: yes, do you?
VanillaIcIcBaby: do i what?
AceDT311: like that movie
VanillaIcIcBaby: o .....right
VanillaIcIcBaby: i see
VanillaIcIcBaby: yes....i can honestly say that it was the first quality piece of material put out of hollywood for a long time
VanillaIcIcBaby: truly
AceDT311: then why ddi u act like LP is a trashy band to listen ot?
AceDT311: to*
VanillaIcIcBaby: but.....ummmhh....considering the fact that you listen to G Unit....i didn't figure that you would like TPOTC
VanillaIcIcBaby: promoting a band which degrades women....and promotes immorality?
AceDT311: it's TPOC and what does G unit have to do with me not liking it?
AceDT311: I wouldn't talk about "degrading" or "immorality" for someone who acts two faced in a way
VanillaIcIcBaby: well.....i figure that 50 Cent and Christ are on opposite ends of the spectrum
VanillaIcIcBaby: am i wrong?
AceDT311: just because someone is christian, doesn't mean it's sinful to listen to non christian groups
AceDT311: especially if they don't follow them! But 50 cent should be a christian after surviving 9 shots if u ask me
VanillaIcIcBaby: yes....but wouldnt you consider 50 cents music opposed to the christian ideal
VanillaIcIcBaby: ?
VanillaIcIcBaby: he directly promotes opposition to christian teaching
VanillaIcIcBaby: ?
VanillaIcIcBaby: am i wrong?
AceDT311: you seem to be a hypocitical individual
VanillaIcIcBaby: i simply asked a question?
AceDT311: especially since today that a band has to swear to make it adult music
AceDT311: is wha tu said
VanillaIcIcBaby: he sure swears
AceDT311: is what u said*
VanillaIcIcBaby: answer my question
VanillaIcIcBaby: do you think that 50 cent is directly opposed to christian ideals
VanillaIcIcBaby: you keep switching it back to me
AceDT311: so am I supposed to hate fifty cent cause of what u said? What he does is between he and God
VanillaIcIcBaby: and you listening to his music is between you and god....

9/13/04

Heyyo93: boo ya
MusEdu40: who the fuck is this
Heyyo93: watch yo fuggin mouth dude
Heyyo93: it's kinda weird that u wanted to shoot pool with my hoemboy when u didn't even like him
MusEdu40: i want to know who this is damn it!!!!!!!!
MusEdu40: who the hell are you?
Heyyo93: you can say I know him very well
Musedu40: I love pool, I'll shoot with anybody

Talk about a fricken chip on yo shoulder

3/14/2005

To be discreet or not to be discreet

AceDT311: Cali does have foot nights going on down thurr
AceDT311: if u still like girls feet
thatsurferdude85: :-D
thatsurferdude85: guilty
AceDT311: u ain't the only one man!
AceDT311: I knew that foe years though 8-)
thatsurferdude85: yea...im not too public about it....but hey what can i say
AceDT311: it can beautiful thang
AceDT311: be+
thatsurferdude85: yea...dont get me started on that topic
AceDT311: I kinda did already freddy
thatsurferdude85: its hard to find girls that are comfortable with the fact that u love thier feet...most get really embarassed
AceDT311: I've given lots of girls foot massages, so they prob got the hint that I love em
AceDT311: did the girl u met in Cali have nice feet?
thatsurferdude85: girl(s)..haha yea....dude u wouldnt believe it....almost every girl in cali has perfect feet and toes...its amazing
thatsurferdude85: i was in heaven
AceDT311: boinng!!
AceDT311: alot of girls like feet as well
thatsurferdude85: yea i know
thatsurferdude85: i like high arches, and well shaped toes, perfect nails, and soft soles

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