Being a big fan of Star Wars, I have to wonder. Considering that Padme Amidala chose to marry Anakin Skywalker, and they are going to eventually have Luke and Leia, I keep thinking it's sort of sick. I mean, he's like 6 or something years younger than she is. Is he even old enough to ejaculate and make it count? Also, in Episode I, he's this little boy and she's got a crush on him. Does anyone else besides me find that mildly disturbing??
Animals make no qualms when it comes to having sex out in the open for everyone to see. So I have to ask, why aren't people allowed to do it? We're mammals, too, right? I would think it would be more socially acceptable considering that almost everyone does it (10 year olds these days are having sex for crying out loud!) and if you haven't done it yet, you will eventually. So what's there to hide? A mother doesn't want her 2 year old child to see it? Please! 2 years and 9 months ago that child was a sperm. It's good to know where you came from and how you came to exist. I think that maybe the reason that kids are fucked up today is because their parents lied to them for the longest time about where they came from. And lies should come from people on the outside, not the parents. I was a little scared when my mother told me a huge bird dropped me from the sky. Traumatizing, I tell you. Tell kids the truth about sex. They will probably thank you for it later on in life.
When a gunman robs a 7-11 at gunpoint, why do they always shoot and kill the guy who has a wife and kids and a great life? It's almost as if gunmen have a built in "nice guy" radar......
It's always interesting that something can happen right in front of me and I'm the only one who doesn't fucking see it......
I can honestly say I don't look my age. I get I.D.'d everywhere I go. When I am 40 I will be thankful that I look 35. But I will still have the hyperactive mentality of an 8 year old, which won't help me get out of jail should I happen to end up there......
I noticed that no one ever talks about Unicorns anymore. Perhaps people are right when they say they don't exist and never did. I don't share this belief. I think they all took off their horns and went into hiding. And now of course people think I'm an idiot. (Think? Haha...) Bring them fuckers back! Not only to prove me right for once, but if I have to suffer being myself, they can do it too.
I think that there should be a seperate food group for corn dogs, Funyuns, spicy fries, nachos, fried chicken, onion rings, girl scout cookies, cheesy popcorn, bubble gum cigarettes, pickles and pork rinds. We shall call it "The munchies group, 26-30 servings an hour".
Guy meets girl, guy saves girl, guy saves the world, people live happily ever after. I am sick of it, I really am. I don't go to see movies because I know I will walk out of every one feeling the same way (Why did I spend money on this, I already knew the outcome of the fucking thing!). To help with this little problem, I have an idea that would make the perfect movie, and people would go see it, just to see what the hell happens! I would take a crazed nymphomanaic surfer and put him in the middle of the mall. Throughout the whole movie he will encounter everything from Victoria's Secret (and the people who work there), Mall rats, people pushing strollers, people buying things they don't need, people wandering one way when the traffic is going another, people eating bad food, people wearing trendy shit, and every other thing you could possibly see at the mall. Oh! And pictures with the Easter Bunny!! I think it would be funny to put someone like that out in public to begin with. Oh yeah, and if you see this movie in the theathers, chances are someone stole my idea.