2.) Looking into the toilet right before you flush, just to see what you've done.
3.) Singing a terribly horrible song just because it's stuck in your head.
4.) Putting someone down just to make you feel better about yourself.
5.) Putting yourself down to make someone else feel better about themselves.
6.) Waking up to pee just to find that the lid to the toilet is down, or the seat is up, just a tad too late.
7.) Watching daytime T.V. and thinking that there is probably something better you ought to be doing.
8.) Nodding your head constantly when talking to an idiot, who is probably babbling about something you could care less about, too.
9.) That one song you love that if your friends found out you liked it, they would probably kill you.
10.) Farting in the bathtub (or any other type of wading structure) and smiling to yourself afterwards. Not to mention wondering if people are right when they say you can't smell fart bubbles.
11.) Telling someone what they want to hear just so they will shut the fuck up!
12.) Calling in to work with such a terrible excuse that even after hanging up you find yourself doubting your own intelligence as much as your coworkers are.
13.) At some point wondering what it's like to eat your own vomit. (If you have already done this, you are indeed crazy and should commit yourself immediately, after you better inform the rest of us.)
14.) Peeing on a toilet seat in a public bathroom and not wiping it off afterwards.
15.) Giving yourself a haircut at least once in your life, and a bad one at that.