Plays: Guitar, Bass
AKA: Cockroach, Jacob Hardbody, Gary, Gay-Lenny, Gay-Lo, Fatty, Cuts-cuts Solid
Role in band: mysterious, androgonous stage pressence
Look: Hobo-chic
Known as: the other one
Height: 5'9
Weight: 175 lbs
Name of bass: John Stamos
Distinguishing Features: Hobbit feet
Turn-Ons: video-games
Turn-Offs: Cheese
Voted Most Likely To: Get hit in the testicles
Also a member of: The Horror Show
Formerly a member of: RPO, Radio Cock
Movie: Army of Darkness, House O Da Damned 13
Band: Dave Matthews Band
Color: Red
Video Game: Goldeneye, Grand Theft Auto; Vice City
Song : Crush
Author: Bruce Campbell
Actor: Bruce Campbell
Animal: Monkey Butler
Euphamism for Sex: Horizontal Tango
Gun: Spas 12
Method of Execution: Thrown to the Lions
Military Blunder: Market Garden
