This area is for those little, fiddly bits of wisdom and humor that need remembering.
Sometimes it's fun to set a co-worker's computer to a silly homepage and leave it that way, so when they come to work their day can be brightened a little; even if they ultimately set the bios-password to stop you doing it again.
The best liars never write anything down, they just remember what they told to who. That way they will be absolved of any wrongdoing if they get altzheimers. Want proof? Look at Reagan.
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. This is an important rule, especially when dealing with aliens or extra-dimensional beings.
Patience is not only a virtue, it's a requirement.
If you're not originally from the Earth, the Red Cross will not accept your blood donations. So it's not worth it to extra-terrestrials to try to give them any.
Do not put packing tape on the wheels of a rolley office chair.
90% of free-energy devices will never work due to fatal design flaws which violate physical laws. The remaining 10% work using wind, water, or solar power and are so expensive to build that the energy derived will never be free.
Something will always go wrong. It's better if it's something inconsequential.
Beware of idiotic TV shows and movies. They suck I.Q. points rite out of yor hed and kan maik yoo dum!
The answer to 'why' is 'why not'.
I do not belive in past lives. I do believe we all as a species have genetic memory, considering the amount of DNA required to make a human verses the amount actually in a neucleus.
We get our best ideas when we play. The childlike interaction between new and old is what spawns innovation.
There is more to come. That is not intended as a threat.