Operation table ko dekhtay hooay senior doctor nai junior doctor sai kha: aap nai yeh kiasa operation kia hai?
Junior doctor: Operation ? mien samjha iss ka post mortem karna tha.

Teacher students ko awaz k baray mien bata rahay they. Teacher nai poocha : glass tootnay k baad kaisai aawaaz nikalti hai?
Sab nai haath kharay kar diye. Lekin aik bacha sochnay lag gya.
Teacher nai usi sai poocha : Ji aap batayie
Us nai kha: Mem ami ki awaz aayie gi , array gadhay (donkey) kia tor diya.

Aik aadmi kazi kai pass aaya jiss nai haal hi mien us ki shaadi karai thi.Kazi k pass phonch kar us nai kha: Kazi sahab kia kisi ki kamzori sai faaida (advantage) uthaana sahi hai ?
Kazi : nahin
Aadmi : kia kisi ki hamaqat ki keemat wasool karna sahi hai?
Kazi : Nahin
Aadmi : To phir meri shaadi kai jo 100 rupay aap nai liye they who abhi wapis kar dijye .

Saas apni bahoo ko manhoos kha karti thi lekin jab us ki poti (grand daughter) peda hooi to who bahut khush hooi. Bahu nai kha aap to mujhay manhoos kehti hain phir beti kai peda honay per itnai khush kyon hain?
Saas: kyuon k agar pota peda hota to iss ghar mien aik manhoos auraut ka izafa hojata.

Aik aurat apnay husband ko naam lai kar nahin bulati thi. Us k husband ka naam Makhan (butter) tha. Aik roz us nai malai sai makhan banaya. Us ki parosan nai us sai poocha malai per kia hai?
Aurat nai kha: Gulu k abba.

Doctor patient ko bill detay hooay: mubarak ho khuda k fazal sai aap theek ho gai hain.
Patient : Jab mien khuda k fazal sai theek hooa hoon to yeh bill kiss baat ka?

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