Every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church.
No horses are allowed in Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
In Charleston, all carriage horses must wear diapers.
South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Movies that show police being struck, beated, or treated in an offensive manner is forbidden.
Tennesee
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners.
Its also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eated on the premises.
Also in Memphis, it is illegal fora woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run infront of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."
Texas
In El Paso, churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad and saloons are required to provide spittoons.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
In LeFors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to firt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Utah
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dancefloor.
Vermont
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
It is illegal to whistle underwater.
Virginia
In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.
In Norfolk, a man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's ass/
In Lebanon, it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
Washington
In seattle, women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face a 6-month jail term.
In Auburn, men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or martial status, may face up to 5 years in jail.
Seattle residents may not carry concealed weapons longer than 6 feet.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
West Virginia
Its illegal to snooze on a train.