In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense.
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.
Its illegal to mistreat oysters.
Its illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns".
State legislation forbids dueling with water pistols.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas. Merry Christmas :-)
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on your property.
In Detroit, it is illegal to "ogle" a woman from a moving car.
In Port Huron, the speed limit ambulances is 20 mph.
Under state law, dentists are offically classified as "mechanics".
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they imposonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.
Its illegal to tease skunks.
Missouri
In St. Louis, it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.
While children may purchase shotguns in Kansas city, they are not allowed to buy toy cap guns.
Missouri considers drunkenness an "inalienable right."
Montana
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal to show movies that depic acts of felonious crime.
In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Nevada
In Nyala, a man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
Everyone walking on the streets of Elko is required to wear a mask.
New Hampshire
It is illegal to sell the clothes one is wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to check into a hotel under an assumed name.