1. Constipated people dont give a crap.
2. People with diareah give out too much information.
3. Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
4. If you dont believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
5. Its not how you pick your nose, its where you put the booger.
6. Thank you for pot smoking.
7. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.
8. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
9. If you can read this, ive lost my trailor.
10. Horn broken...watch for finger.
1. You think $7 to cross a bridge is a fair price.
2. Your door has more than 3 locks.
3. The subway should never have a prissy name, like Metro.
4. The subway makes sense.
5. Hookers and homeless people are invisible.
6. Youve never been to the Empire State Building or Statue of Liberty.
7. You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill.
8. Your favorite has DeNiro in it.
9. You complain having to mow a yard.
10. Jaywalking is an important skill taught to you when you cross the street.
11. You know New Jersey sucks.
12. You call a 8' x 10' plot patchy grass a yard.
13. You think every other accent in the U.S sucks.
14. The most used part of your car is the horn.
15. You know ppl outside of NY often have six fingers and are inbred hilbilies.
16. Youve considered stabbing people just by saying, "The Big Apple".
17. People from New Jersey are reffered to as "Bridge and Tunnel People".
18. You go to a hockey game for the fighting....in the stands....to participate.
19. When you say "New York" you mean NYC. The rest of the state not worth mentioning.
20. You can get into a four-hour arguement about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on a Friday before a weekend, but you can't find Wisconsin on a map.
There are 3 words in the English language that end in "gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday. And if you listened carefully, i have given you the third word.
Does anyone know what the answer is???
I know :-)