In NYC, its illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."
In NYC, its illegal for a man to turn around and look "at a woman in that way" and violators are forced to wear horse blinders.
In State Island, its illegal for a father to call his son a, "faggot" or "queer" in an effor to curb "girlie behavior".
North Carolina
In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
In Ashville, it is illegal to sneeze in city streets.
Ironically, Hornytown (funny name) has banned all massage parlors.
State law demands all couples staying in rooms for one night and must be kept in room with double beds, kept a minimum of 2 feet apart, making love on the floor between the beds is strictly forbidden.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
North Dakota
In Fargo, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a funcion where dancing is taking place.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to serve beer and pretzles at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant.
Ohio
In Cleveland, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell cornflakes on Sunday.
In Oxford, its illegal for a woman to disrove infront of a man's picture.
In Youngstown, its illegal to run out of gas...haha..(Yonatan NEVER runs out of gas).
Oklahoma
People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
In Schulter, its illegal for a woman to gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towl.
Oregon
One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing" that which coveres one's body from neck to knee.
The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.
Salem has barred women's wrestling.
In Marion, ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delievering a sermon.
Pennsylvania
In Morrisville, women need a permit to wear cosmetics.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
Rhode Island
In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
Its illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
In Newport, its illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.