2. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
3. Fly who rest on toilet seat, get pissed off!
4. He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet for many moons.
5. If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.
6. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
6. Wise men never play leapfrog with unicorn.
7. Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot.
8. War never determine who right, just who's left.
9. A bird in hand maker hard to blow nose.
10. It takes square ass to shit brick.
11. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
12. Baseball wrong..man with four balls cannot walk.
13. Man who put head on raidroad track to listen to train may have splitting headache.
14. Secretary become permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
15. Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
16. Man without tissue put matter into his own hands.
17. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
18. Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
19. Man who run infront of car get tired.
20. Those who quote me are fools.
21. Confucious man have trouble with English.
22. America good place to put chinese restaurant.
23. Man who walk through airport door sidways is going to Bangkok.
24. He who refuses to listen is lying.
25. Man who is jacking off into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
26. Man who scratches butt, dont bite nails.
27. Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
28. Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!
29. Lady whom lives in glass house, dress in basement.
30. To make eggroll, push it.
31. He who fart in church sit in own pew.
32. Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.
33. It good for boy to meat girl in park. But better for boy to park meat in girl!
34. Man who piss into strong wind get wet.
35. Never trust men with short legs. Brain to near to bottom.
36. Man who let woman on top is fucking up.
37. Man with hand in pocket fell cocky.
38. Last night in bed looking up at the stars asking myself, "where the fuck is the ceiling?!"
39. Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
40. OK for shit to happen..will decompose.
41. Man who screw in pantry, have ass in jam.
42. Find old man in dark, not hard.
43. House without toilet is uncanny.
44. Man who walk on road get run over by bus.
45. Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.
46. Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.
47. Girl who douche with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.
48. Baby conceived in automatic car is shiftless bastard.
48. Man who go to bed with problem in hand, wake up with solution in hand.
50. He who sniffs coke, drowns.