Michael used to make $300,000 a game?: $10,000 a minute assuming he averaged about 30 minutes a game.
Assuming he averaged $40 million in endorsment next year, he was making $178,100 a day working or not.
Assuming he slept 7 hours a night, he made $52,000 everynight.
If he went to see a movie, it cost him 9$ (with no popcorn), he would make $18,550 just sitting there.
If wanted to make a 5 minute egg, he would make $618 while it was boiling.
He made $7,415 per hour more than the minimum wage.
He made $3,710 while watching the episode of 'Friends'.
If he wanted to save up to buy a new Acura NSX ($90,000), he would have to work for 12 hours.
Last year, he made twice as all of our past presidents combined.
HOWEVER: JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270 YEARS TO HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT AS BILL GATES!!!
Holy shit, huh?
Alabama
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear fake moustaches that causes laughter in Church.
Pouring salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants (sweet!)
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards on the street with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive your car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
It is legally to beat your wife, but not more than once a month.
In Little Rock, flirting between men and women will get you a 30 day jail term.
California
In Pacific Grove, "molesting" a butterfly can result in a $500 fine.
In Pasadena, it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe your windshield with a used underwear.
It is illegal to cry on the witness in a L.A court.
In LA, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2 inches wide, or she may give him permission to use a wider one.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife when she is asleep.
In Pueblo, it is illegal for dandelions to grow within city limits.
Connecticut
In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.
It is illegal to throw away razor blades.
In New Britain, a fire truck may not go over 25 mph, even if there is a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are "form-fitting" around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.