Florida
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
All males between 16 and 50 must work on public roads.
In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position.
In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road.
It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.
Idaho
Boxes of candy given as a romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in one's pajamas.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride a horse in shorts.
In Joilet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joilet.
According to the state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
In Gary, it is illegal to attend the theater within 4 hours of eating garlic.
The Stephford Wives is banned in Warsaw.
Iowa
State law forbitds any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutes before attending a fire.
Kansas
It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.
In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce.
In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.
In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights.
It is illegal to gargle in public.
Main
In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.
The most money one can legally win gambling is 3 dollars
In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord.
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
In Waterville, it is illegal for females to blow males unless they are married.