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| John F. Kennedy vs. Abraham Lincoln: Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Lincoln was elected President in 1860. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot in the head on a Friday. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated and succeeded by Southeners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. Both assassins were known by their three names and are made up of 15 letters (John Wilkes Booth - born 1839, and Lee Harvey Oswald - 1939) Booth ran from the theater and was caugh in a warehouse, while Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe. Get it? |
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| The All-time Oxymorons: 1. Found missing 2. Resident alien 3. Advanced Basic 4. Airline food 5. Same difference 6. Alone together 7. Almost exactly 8. Legally drunk 9. Silent scream 10. Living dead 11. Small crowd 12. Soft rock 13. Butt Head 14. Military intelligence 15. New classic 16. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 18. Definite maybe 19. 12 ounce pound cake 20. exact estimate 21. Diet ice cream 22. Smart blond |
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