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John F. Kennedy vs. Abraham Lincoln:

Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot in the head on a Friday.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated and succeeded by Southeners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

Both assassins were known by their three names and are made up of 15 letters (John Wilkes Booth - born 1839, and Lee Harvey Oswald - 1939)

Booth ran from the theater and was caugh in a warehouse, while Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe. Get it?
The All-time Oxymorons:
1. Found missing
2. Resident alien
3. Advanced Basic
4. Airline food
5. Same difference
6. Alone together
7. Almost exactly
8. Legally drunk
9. Silent scream
10. Living dead
11. Small crowd
12. Soft rock
13. Butt Head
14. Military intelligence
15. New classic
16. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
18. Definite maybe
19. 12 ounce pound cake
20. exact estimate
21. Diet ice cream
22. Smart blond
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