Worlds Worst Pick-up Lines:
~ Did you just fart? Becasue you blew me away!

~ You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one? - Yona

~ Your dad must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns.

~ If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

~ I lost my phone number can I have yours?

~ I hope you knwo CPR, becasue you take my breath away!

~ You must be a parking ticket, becasue you have the word FINE all over you!

~ My factory is having a Blowout sale! everything MUST go! Blow all my stuff out! Its all FREE!!

~ My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in!

~ Your body's name must be VISA, casue it everywhere i want to be.

~ Excuse me, but i lost my virginity, can i have  yours?

~ If i follow you home, will you keep me?

~ Was you dad a dog catcher? Cause you would look great on all fours!

~Is your dad god? Because you are an angel.- Will

~ My head isn't the only thing looking at you.- me and Will

~ Is there a mirror in your pants? Becsaue I can already  see my self in them.- Morgan

~ Your next on my to do list.- Will

~ The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word.

~ Lets play army, I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me.

~ Fuck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

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