| Worlds Worst Pick-up Lines: | |||||||||||||
| ~ Did you just fart? Becasue you blew me away! ~ You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one? - Yona ~ Your dad must have been a baker, because you have a nice set of buns. ~ If I could rearange the alphabet I would put U and I together. ~ I lost my phone number can I have yours? ~ I hope you knwo CPR, becasue you take my breath away! ~ You must be a parking ticket, becasue you have the word FINE all over you! ~ My factory is having a Blowout sale! everything MUST go! Blow all my stuff out! Its all FREE!! ~ My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in! ~ Your body's name must be VISA, casue it everywhere i want to be. ~ Excuse me, but i lost my virginity, can i have yours? ~ If i follow you home, will you keep me? ~ Was you dad a dog catcher? Cause you would look great on all fours! ~Is your dad god? Because you are an angel.- Will ~ My head isn't the only thing looking at you.- me and Will ~ Is there a mirror in your pants? Becsaue I can already see my self in them.- Morgan ~ Your next on my to do list.- Will ~ The word of the day is legs, so lets go back to my place and spread the word. ~ Lets play army, I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me. ~ Fuck me if i'm wrong, but haven't we met before? |
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