Man #1: �I�m so happy to see you! How was your trip, I will paint your boat!�
Man #2: �My trip was wonderful, but you really shouldn�t end a sentence with a proposition.�
I was talking to my friend who is in the army and he was telling me all about their new assault vehicle, and I said �that�s all well and good, but what about your apepper vehicles???�
Two men are under a giant thumbtack and one of them yells �help! We are under attack!�
Man, I feel so iggnerrint
If you have a rash, and then you put lotion on it, and then the rash goes away, does that make you irrational?
What do you call someone with leprosy in prison? A leprechaun.
Ok, if you drink Kool-Aid when you are hot, shouldn�t we make blind people drink a visual aid�?
