When you think of lead paint, you probably think of a tasty breakfast treat, right? Well, no more! Lead paint is good at any time of day. And I am not just saying that, like they do for eggs, or cats.
Not many people know, but lead paint is made primarily from Spam� and hand lotion. The Spam gives it its distinct taste, and the lotion makes it good for your hands. That�s right! Lead paint, like dish washing liquid, is not only a tasty treat, but also is good for your hands! And now that it has been approved by the Underground Hungarian Council on Food Stuffs, or UHCOFS, it has been consumed by tens of dozens of Americans, as well as suicidal cows and pigs.
Lead paint is preferred 2 to 1 over severe torture. And that is not just some made up fact*, that is the truth! But unlike fruit, such as apples, lead paint will not give you a dizzying high, just before crashing you to lows that have never been seen anywhere else. No, lead paint is wholesome, and wonderful. Not only is it a tasty treat, but it is also great for other things. Other things like making bread, beads, birds, and various other things that start with the letter B.
In addition to making things that start with B, lead paint can be used for nothing else. It is really not that useful other than that. Now, people might tell you that it is �poisonous� or even �deadly,� well, I say to them �no!� I will eat some now just to prove the safeness of lead paaaaaaaahhhhh�.THUD
Well, it seems our reporter Lord Sir Dr. Officer Arthur John Allen Jr. Sr. XXVIII MD PHD DDS has passed out. We are not going to bother sending him to a hospital, in hopes that it will just run through his system in no time! In the meantime, I, Art "coolest man in the world" Allen will be filling in for him. Now, where was I�err�HE? Ah yes, cheese. Cheese is a wonderful product, not only for its microscopic shards of metal spread all throughout the inside, but also for its ability to become fluent in almost 1 language! Thank you.
