Before I get into how wonderful the color green is, I am first going to tell you about the history of the color green. It all started one lonely summer day in 1932. It was a time of great discovery. The color red had just been invented months before, the color blue months before THAT! The invention of green was not a first, but defiantly a best. Now, sure the world looked weird with only 2.5 colors (black and white only count as half a color), but that is to be expected! Anyway, back to what is relevant. The color green was invented by a poor Welch man named Hans Bergnandes. Hans was a simple man, a happy man, and somewhat of a pioneer, and a moron. He had experimented with trying to make other colors before, but he just ended up with the same: ultra-dark white, super bright black, extra gray, nothing spectacular. So here is this poor Canadian�er� Welch man�toiling in his shack to find a new color. Well, he did.
The color green is wonderful for so very many reasons, not only for its pleasing aroma, but also its robust smell, its attractive scent, and its pleasurable odor. Lots of words can be used to describe green: colorful, colorific, fansaticolor, invented by Hans Bergnandes, and, not last, but certainly least, like poop some times. It is also fun to look at.
Like most colors, the color green is associated with something evil: saving the rain forest. Now, you might think �oh, well, I thought it was a good thing to save the rain forest.� Well, try saying that when the rain forest steals your possessions and eats your baby! It isn�t pretty and cutting down the rain forest is the only way to stop the power-hungry supper, killing machine! Chop it up! Yay! Now, unlike red, the color green has NOT been associated with communism. But it has also been associated with such evil things at lawns and trees. Although green has been used too loosely and slapped around like nothing, it IS used for good: it is my favorite color. It is superior to all other colors. Red? Forget it! Green is MUCH better! Purple? ICKY POO!!! Shouldn�t even be considered a color! But green, yea! When society crumbles, green will be right there with it! Hoora for green!
So in conclusion, I like staplers. Man, I don�t know what I would do if I didn�t have staplers! Don�t you like staplers? I don�t think that without staplers we would be as advanced as we are today. Thank you.
