Think about this: when was the last time you saw a hobo and a tycoon in the same place, at the same time? Never! That is because hobos ARE money-grubbing tycoons. Think about it, who would really want to live on the streets? No one! The tycoons, they think they are so clever, but you know what? They�re not. It is an unbelievable story, but the average Joe�s of America (stupid Joe�s, why couldn�t, just once, us Art�s of the world get a break) are paid off to �pretend� that they really see hobos. See, I am the smart type, I can pick out a phony, and hobos are phonies-baloney.
Also, there are several other similarities I have noticed between hobos and tycoons. They both have stupid cloths. The both have drinking problems. They both smell funny. And they both answer to the name �hey, rich/poor guy!� And have you seen the houses hobos make out of cardboard? The ones with the satellite dishes, and the 3 car garages, and the big, high-tech computers, do you think a �hobo� could afford that? No! Only a tycoon could. And have you noticed that both the words �hobo� and �tycoon� have 2 O�s in them? That�s odd. And if you put the T between the 2 O�s, and connect the cross line to the bottom, it becomes a B; and if you put a little flag on the N, it becomes an H, there you go! Put the N at the beginning of the word, take out the Y, and what does that spell? HOBO! They weren�t careful enough there.
They are both arrogant, also. You ever notice how hobos always think they deserve all of your �hard-earned� money? That is just the tycoon�s way of trying to get MORE money! That also just goes to prove that they are self-important. Both hobos and tycoons are only concerned with themselves, with all the trying to get more money. Also, so-called �hobos� are always trying to keep THEMselves fed, THEMselves clothed, THEMselves alive, they are just so concerned with THEMselves, that they neglect to tend to the needs of ME!
Speaking of trying to �keep fed�, and �keep clothed�, and �keep alive�, hobos AND tycoons are always pinching every last penny; always trying to save a buck. and they are always buying things they don�t NEED! The tycoons with their �investments�, and the hobos with their �vitamins�. I think it is all a scam, and should be stopped at once! I say TAKE ALL THE HOBO�S FORTUNES AWAY!!! Thank you.
