Below are some quotes that I have found all over the web. I hope some of them make you laugh and some of them make you think.
Get a taste of Religon, Lick a witch. Sorry I had to put this one on here LOL
I wasn't created in YOUR image of God.
The Earth Does Not Belong To Us We Belong to the Earth - Chief Seattle
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare. It is because we do not dare that things are difficult.
When I get the urge to clean my house
I lay down till it passes.
I have the attitude.You need the adjustment.
"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense." --Robert Frost
"It's easy to be a holy man on a mountain, and it's easy to be a witch in a circle. Surrounded by candlelight and with no distractions, it's no trouble to slip into a magical state of mind. But if we can only use our magic at certain times in certain conditions, it's practically useless. Your religion is not just a name or a label, it says something about the way you live. When you are a Witch, it means you are living a magical life every day-- both in and out of circle."
"We gaze up at the same stars, the sky covers us all, the same universe encompasses us. What does it matter what practical system we adopt in our search for the truth? Not by one avenue only can we arrive at so tremendous a secret."--Symmachus, 384 C.E.
Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines and might get back to you.
Cats love one so much� more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep to themselves. � Mary E. Wilkins Freeman
Civilization is defined by the presence of cats.
Why Be Normal?
Don`t piss me off. I`m running out of places to hide the bodies.
I'm really easy to get along with.....once you people learn to worship me
"The most beautiful and most profound emotion we can experience is the sensation of the mystical. It is the sower of all true science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead. To know that what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty which our dull faculties can comprehend only in their primitive forms - this knowledge, this feeling is at the center of true religiousness." ~Albert Einstein~