| Guess what Mommy I choked a smurf. It was humming on the Astro turf. It t'was blue, mommy. Blue with white pants. An' its voice was, as big as an ants!! Isn't that funny? I knew it t'would be. But in that moment, it all was for me. It t'was my destiny to have that small smurf, humming on the Astro turf. So I--- snuck up on the turf. And I--- got behind the smurf. Oh mommy- there I sweat! But still mommy I grabbed my new pet. It t'was funny, mommy, how long my smurf pled. But sadly mommy, its small face turned red. Later it turned purple. I thought, "It must be under fed." But mommy, my smurf became dead. See mommy, I choked my pet. What? You ask for my proof? It's in the clogged toilet!! |