| One day Pamela Anderson is walking in Windurst Woods when she sees a Taru and slaps it. The Taru looks mad and screams "Why?!!" Pamela Anderson replys, "I dunno, i just felt like it." The Taru scampers away and Pamela Anderson decides she needs a bowl of tartar sauce because the Taru looked good. So Pamela Anderson chases the Taru with a huge bowl of Tartaru sauce when she trips over Legendary Taru Samurai Yo Jimbo glaring with burning eyes of rage. Samurai Yo Jimbo burns Pamela Anderson's flesh with his glaring eyes of burning rage. |
| Pamela Anderson is Crisp |
| Samurai Yo Jimbo stops at the Fisherman's guild to pick up some insect paste and heads to the Cooking Guild. When Samurai Yo Jimbo gets to the cooking guild he spots CyrisJones and says, "Taste this mongolian fried Chocobo." CyrisJones replies, "Crunchy yet creamy all the way down." |
| Tummy nice and bloated, CyrisJones goes to the supermarket to take a nap. While sleeping on the fishsticks aisle, Harpin spots CyrisJones and throws a Goblin Fisher at her to get her attention. Surprised, CyrisJones falls from the taru-sized shelf and lands on her bag of moat carp. The squished moat carp make a mess and Super Ninja Tonberries come out of the fan ducts in the ceiling to clean it up. |
| The Moat Carp are Squished |
| The Super Ninja Tonberrys scramble away and CyrisJones screams "YOU SHORT LIL FUZZ BALL" at Harpin. Harpin looks constipated and waddles away holding her britches down the aisle . CyrisJones gives up any chance of a nap and decides to hunt some nm. |
| The Chocobo is Fried. MMMMM |
| Harpin is Constipated |
| While CyrisJones is hunting nm in her bathtub, she spots a plastic ducky. CyrisJones attacks the plastic ducky with her boobs and it drops a quacker. CyrisJones is munching on the quacker when suddenly Colonel Sanders appears and grants her 3 buckets of chicken. |
| Full from the Mongolian fried Chocobo and the quacker, she decides to /toss the chicken in a mulberry bush. The mulberry bush comes alive and shows CyrisJones it's AH wares and moves on. CyrisJones buys evil cheese and is pleased with it's cheesy goodness and lives stupidly ever after. |
| The Plastic Ducky is Titillated |
| The End...we hope.... |
| FOOD FOR A THOUGHT By MysticSpiral |