Swiffer Haikus
Let me just say, I <heart> the Swiffer.  Normally, I wouldn't endorse a Proctor and Gamble product, but the Swiffer has been a boon for those with hardwood floors. I was delighted to discover that the Swiffer could slip in between and under various crevices and corners in and around my floor.  It swept up almost all hair and dust bunnies without me ever having to pick up a dustban.
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Swiffer sweeps to sweet
9.99 at Safeway
Sweeping made simple

2.
Your green head swivels
Reaches in the crevices
Ensnares dust bunnies

3.
Dust pans are banished
Shackle of chores diminish
Sweeping woes begone!

4.
Disposeable wipes
Available wet or dry
Make hardwood floors shine

5.
Gather up all hair
Eradicate allergens
Swiffer gets it done


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